The 2 Carat Princess had quite a blemish going on this week. I was fairly unforgiving about it. I had to explain to everyone that I was not being mean… well, not really mean.. I kept telling her that I thought a spider had laid eggs in her face and when she popped that bad boy, hundreds of baby spiders were going to spill out.
As Karma generally does… I (who almost never get zits) got 2 the next day. One was little. One was not.
I went to my parents tonight for dinner. (Let’s keep in mind that I am 40 years old)
My Mom: What’s on your face??
Me: It’s a zit, Mom.
My Mom: Oh my God..
then yells to my sister
Go get an extra chair! D brought a friend to dinner…
And THAT,my friends, is how I lived my teenage years.. If we got a pimple, my mom would set another plate at the table and ask us throughout the meal..
“What’s your friends name? Is it hungry? It looks like it could eat a whole burger”
Explains a lot, huh?
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