Because of Murphy’s Law… of course my monthly hemorrhage session was scheduled to be during the Million MILF March. I can’t have that. I just can’t. So, I did what any rational, mature, and responsible person would do in my situation. I found an old NuvaRing leftover from a prescription a few years ago, and placed that bad boy right up the ol’ punani. Now, I won’t have to be miserable until after the MMM.
However, over the past few days, I’ve been increasingly emotional. My hormones are crazy. I keep crying and then falling into bouts of hysterical laughter. I’m sure part of it is caused by stress. But the total manic nature of my moods, can only be caused by hormones.
I checked the NuvaRing packet. It expired 08/11. I’m keeping it in, but for future reference, I think maybe you shouldn’t put expired things in your vagina.
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