wrapping gifts is fun

Today.. one of my favorite Christmas traditions..    For the 5th or 6th year .. my wonderful awesome super-cool friend and I had our “wrapping day”  

Just so you know..   a wrapping day in my world goes a litle something like this:

Is the champagne chilled?   

yes.

Is the food out?

yes.

Do you think 3 bottles is enough?

if not, we can send the college son to get us more.

“pop!”

shit.  where’s the tape?

I don’t have the tape.  YOU had the tape.

We need more tape.   College son..  please go buy more tape.

why can’t i find my scissors?

cuz they are under your tissue paper.

oh.  there they are!

‘pop!’

this champagnes is too sweet.    Do you want more pizza?

I’m having beer now. 

Shit.   I need to pick up the kids in 30 minutes.  that sucks

“ring ring”..  hello friend..  can you pls pick up my kids.  I’m wrapping gifts.

And drinking?

Yes.

No problem .

Cool.

‘pop!”

hey..   I’m leaving all my gifts here and taking some of your husband’s good beer home.   K?

sure

And also..  send college son over later so we can watch a movie.

bye.

bye.

love you the most.

xoxoxo

Merry Christmas!