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Whole or Hole?


Number Two struggles more than the other two in school.

As we were going over his spelling words last night, I would call out the word and his brothers would put it into a sentence.


Me:  Bright

Number One:  I’m extremely Bright

Number Three:  The moon is Bright

Me:  Blow

Number One:  The wind blows

Number Three:  I need to blow my nose

Me:  Whole.  Not the hole that you dig, the other whole

Number One:  I can eat a whole pie

Number Three:  Number One is an asshole



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16 Responses to "Whole or Hole?"

  1. Krista says:

    No he didn’t!!!! Oh how I needed this laugh this morning!!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      Oh YES he did! And all I could say was.. “No, that is the wrong “Whole”. And don’t say that again” Then I had to leave the kitchen……

  2. Kelley says:

    That is hysterical!!

  3. Dana says:

    what I wouldn’t give to be in your kitchen at times like these…

  4. Stephanie says:

    I can’t not laugh when my kids say shit like that. No use being a hypocrite, right?

  5. […] all know that Number Two struggles in school.    (see ‘Whole or Hole’  and/or ‘i’m about to lose it right this second” […]

  6. Katherine says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! That is SO funny. Just a few days ago my daughter, out of the blue called out in the car, “Mom, what is a gigolo?” I love having kids!

  7. LA says:

    Thanks for the laugh! That is classic.

  8. Kelley says:

    Haha!! He just called it like he saw it, huh? Funny stuff! Hope you come back to #findingthefunny next week. You’ve got lots more where this one came from, I know! 🙂

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      i need to follow you on FB.. or you follow me.. or both.. I need the reminder! i tend to get distracted by all things bright and shiny!

  9. Omg, it sounds like your kids will be funny like you!!!

  10. Bwahahaha!!!!!! I have such a hard time not laughing when kids do stuff like that! Must. Not. Encourage. Them…

  11. Kelley says:

    Ha! So honest, right?

  12. Amber says:

    Recently, I quit my job to stay with my kids. After speaking with some friends about my newfound love of pinterest and some blogs that I’ve had a chance to discover (mostly through pinterest- if I’m being honest). One of my dear friends, suggested I look at yours. So, I must say that is what I have been doing for the last 3 hours. You have a wonderful family– I probably feel this way because your family sounds very similar to mine, all the way down to deaf daddy. Thank you for making me laugh out loud for the past few hours! I will be sharing your wonderful blogs with my friends! Thank you!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      ahh.. thank you!! and welcome!!

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