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well, this is gonna suck

 

Soo..today was great/ horrible/ great….     We cleaned all day.. Seven made the outside his bitch… I purged the inside then pantsed Seven in the kitchen during dinner (not sure how this still surprises him)… if you wear pants with an elastic waist, I will pants you… doesn’t matter who you are..

anyhoo… ordered pizza and  had family time.   An old high school friend of mine (ex- Marine, current actor) is in this documentary on the History Channel : Snipers- Inside the Crashers.    I DVR’d it.  I thought it was a movie.  My kids love war stuff.  Snipers are cool.  He’s a 40 year old actor..  {super handsome Scott Levy .http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002800/} so again.. I expected a movie.

It was a 2 hour documentary on the last 50 years of war.  With details of every kill shot.

So now, two of my three want to be snipers.  (note: Seven was a Marine..so they are already super military focused)

I’m PMSing….  I’m tired….. my back hurts….. I’m drinking rum….  and my kids want to be military killing machines.

It is now 8:23 pm…  they are all with daddy in the other room watching Iron Man 2.   I am folding socks and watching Dolphin Tale.    I asked them to watch it with me.  They laughed.  Maniacally.   Bastards.

I don’t cry often. ..  like really… once every year or so…. but I’m thinking the combo of dolphins, Harry Connick Jr., labia ninjas and Fallujah is gonna do me no good tonight.   NO GOOD!!

Damn. It.

{Click that fucking button underneath here… I’m already getting vaclempt}

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6 Responses to "well, this is gonna suck"

  1. Amy M.R. says:

    OK, Now I get the Scott posting. My kids love seeing him in the Mario Kart commercial. And we love Dolphin Tale. I’ve got two girls who will come over and watch it with you anytime. We even drove to Clearwater to see Winter the dolphin.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      i pasted the wrong link… woops… i never realize when i see him.. but i get the occasional 3 am phone call… which goes over wonderfully with Seven :)

      1. Amy M.R. says:

        LMAO-Scott’s a nice guy but I guess he hasn’t got the “we’re three hours ahead, shithead” thing yet.

      2. I get those phone calls too every now and again. ;)

  2. Diane says:

    I voted for you, please don’t cry. Get some chocolate vodka and nurse all your wounds.

  3. Muffy says:

    Make that fucking appointment before I put you out of your misery.

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