WHAT is Vodka Baby? Vodka baby is my most brilliant creation… It’s a bottle of Vodka. It’s a Baby. It’s Vodka Baby….
(See also- Percocet Baby and Burka Baby)
(Vodkababy.com to be refurbished soon )
At Vodkababy.com, I take your drink (or pharmaceutical) of choice, and turn it into a baby.
Why would I do this? I don’t know, but it is funny and people love it!
And, of course, ripping the head off of a baby doll and taking a swig out of the body is just fun. (especially when in a fine-dining restaurant… been there/ done that! )
You may choose your own beverage, color combination for outfit, ethnicity of baby, etc…
For the perfect irreverent gift….. place your custom order today! firstname.lastname@example.org
The original Vodka Baby…..
Gator Vodka Baby
This is Burka Baby. Yes, I realize she is offensive, but how else would you smuggle booze into a Muslim country? She makes me happy.
Custom-ordered Halloween Sweet Tea Vodka baby… Her name is Sweet Caroline….
Sweet Caroline at her new home:
Brooklyn.. the ‘chocolate whipped’ Vodka baby….
The Yellow Rose of Texas.. complete with boobs and feather hair.
Delphine… the Mardi Gras Vodka Baby…