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Vodka Baby ®

 

WHAT is Vodka Baby?   Vodka baby is my most brilliant creation…  It’s a bottle of Vodka.  It’s a Baby.   It’s Vodka Baby….

(See also- Percocet Baby and Burka Baby)

 

(Vodkababy.com to be refurbished soon )

 

 

At Vodkababy.com, I take your drink (or pharmaceutical) of choice, and turn it into a baby.

Why would I do this? I don’t know, but it is funny and people love it!

And, of course, ripping the head off of a baby doll and taking a swig out of the body is just fun.  (especially when in a fine-dining restaurant…  been there/ done that! )

You may choose your own beverage, color combination for outfit, ethnicity of baby, etc…

For the perfect irreverent gift….. place your custom order today!    hotmessmom.com@gmail.com

 

 

                                                        The original Vodka Baby…..

                                                                       Gator Vodka Baby

                                                             Percocet Baby

 

 

 

This is Burka Baby.   Yes, I realize she is offensive, but how else would you smuggle booze into a Muslim country?   She makes me happy.

 

Custom-ordered Halloween  Sweet Tea Vodka baby…   Her name is Sweet Caroline….

Sweet Caroline at her new home:

 Brooklyn.. the ‘chocolate whipped’  Vodka baby….

 

                                           The Yellow Rose of Texas..   complete with boobs and feather hair.

 

                                  Delphine… the Mardi Gras Vodka Baby…

 

45 Responses to "Vodka Baby ®"

  1. bridget says:

    Hot Mess is a hoot!!

  2. Ann says:

    Gotta have one! Do you accept pay pal?

  3. SAVANNAH says:

    I think these might be be great teachers gifts… for that special someone. Maybe a “wine-y baby” would be good as a preschool teacher gift?

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      absolutely :) I really want to make ‘Chardonnay-nay’ but I can’t find any black baby dolls in my price range

      1. Kelly says:

        Fuck that’s funny.

      2. Kristinie says:

        …just use some paint

  4. SAVANNAH says:

    OMFG…. GENIUS! I’ll find one and send it to you!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      awe-some { I just sang that}

  5. Kelley says:

    Chardonnay-nay!! That is hilarious!!!

  6. Sami says:

    If I did not know you, I might be a tiny bit offended on behalf of others, but I do, so it just makes me LMAO…Love you…

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      back atcha sister! and, to be honest.. I’m very surprised that HMM has not recieved ONE negative comment. Neither here nor on Facebook.
      I’m sure now that I put it out there.. the universe will drop a bunch in my lap ;)

  7. Celia says:

    How can I order a vodka baby? Karen said contact you to order one? I would like a Gasparilla pirate one. How much are they?
    Celia

  8. ANN says:

    Vodka Baby is Registered?!~!! YAY so happy!

  9. Leslie says:

    Bahahaha I was wondering how the hell I got your business card, well now I know, I met Delphine… the Mardi Gras Vodka Baby…at the Endymion Ball in the Bunker. We had our picture taken together – hahaha! Chardonnay – nay is great. Go to a thrift shop. As much as I love Pinterest, I don’t subscribe to anyones blog, you however sista, I will have to.
    The dancing looks like it was at the Famous Door.
    Have fun, keep blogging.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      You met Delphine!! I loved her!! That is so funny… you will have to send me a pic ;)
      If you are in NOLA, make sure you visit http://www.millionmilfmarch.com It’s in September and will be GREAT!

      You can also “like” it if you are on Facebook.

  10. Terri says:

    I haven’t laughed so hard in quite some time… I’m so glad to know I am not the only certifiable crazy mother out there!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      yay! welcome.. you may like the “Yes. there will be therapy” post.. ;)

  11. OMG! This is odd, and bizarre, and weird and I LOVE IT!! Thx for the Friday laugh.
    SW

  12. Kammie says:

    Love this!! We just wrote and illustrated a Satirical Children’s book called A Bottle for You. A Bottle for Me. It’s a children’s book intended for the adults who take care of them- and who need a bottle of wine immediately after doing so. Check it out at http://www.abottleforyouabottleforme.com!

    Thanks!

  13. Euro Mom says:

    I am new to your blog. When I saw the “Vodka Baby” tab here on your site, I logically thought we were talking about the kinda vodka baby I have…. an actual baby, made because of drinking too much vodka! I like your kind of vodka baby too ;-)

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      ha! If that were the case I’d have a Captain Morgan baby, a Jack Daniels baby and a beer/wine baby ;) WELCOME.. .glad to have you!

  14. I laughed so hard at the Vodka baby post. Thanks for making my great day better!

  15. Paije says:

    Oh…my…..dogness. I have sooooo many people in my life that would benefit from a Vodka baby, Beer baby, Sweet Red wine baby. The market is HUGE!!! Can’t you set up a etsy shop? Or would that be uncouth? heheheheh, I love them so much!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      ha! I COULD do an Etsy shop… never thought about it. unfortunately.. VB’s are pretty expensive, what with the alcohol, doll, clothing and accessories… but i’ll try it ! ;)

  16. Joy says:

    I’m soooooo having to get one of these for my friend for Christmas – how do I contact you to get one?? It probably says above but my Spawn are walking in the room and I don’t want them to bling out their babies or get any other ideas!! :) (Can’t scroll up….)

    Love this!!!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      just email me at hotmessmom.com@gmail.com

      we can discuss a theme, booze type, etc.. ;)

  17. Sara says:

    Vodka Baby just made my day. So sick and twisted. I will eventually need to get a few.

  18. I love Vodka Baby! These are hilarious :) and I’m going to have to order one as a holiday gift. Love your blog. Just started my own last month and am so relieved to see that I don’t actually have to make a new post every single day (ya, I’m an idiot who didn’t read many blogs before just starting http://www.findingninee.com)
    thanks for the laugh!

  19. BWAHAHAAAAAHAHAA! Brilliance in a baby! …And a bottle ;)

  20. Dr Charlie says:

    OMG! PMSL :)

  21. youdontknowme says:

    Holy smokes!!!!! I have been sober for the last 23 years but here I am trying my best to figure which of my “still out there” family members I can buy one of these for! This is a gift of perfection. Hot Mess is the missing piece from my shopping list. Can I order one of these? I saw the page was under construction…

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      email me at hotmessmom.com@gmail.com
      We can discuss the booze, the theme and the pricing.. ;)

  22. Does the Percocet baby come with actual percocet? If so– I order 3!~ LMAO.. Hilarious!

    Jess

  23. Nancy says:

    Percocet baby – LMAO

  24. Nicole heisler says:

    U r freaking hysterical!!!

  25. Louise Pickard says:

    Where were all these “Vodka Babies” when I was a drinkin’ woman? Love all your stuff! Going to get some tumblers, am a good standing member of your “hmmm” club. Love & try to use the DTFC daily! Love your stuff!

  26. Roxy says:

    So dang hilarious! :)as they say…half bubble short of a plum (something like that). I love that in a person.

  27. Mary Edwards says:

    Do you have a Scotch-baby?

  28. Erica says:

    This is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen? I totally need to get a vodka baby for my mom and my sister will need a chardonnay nay!!!! Awesome sauce

  29. jeania says:

    Have you thought of making a nurse baby? I know a few that would love to have 1, including myself!!

  30. Megan says:

    This is the first time I have viisited your site after liking your facebook page. The picture captioned “it’s summer and I love you brought me here. Now I have had an epiphony about raising a two year old and a laugh. Thanks for cheering me up!

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