And now, another episode of Tuesday with Gooley. Problem is – I got nothing!
If you are even tuning in after Sundays unfortunate discloser, than you deserve a medal. It took almost a half-bottle of cheap vodka and a full bottle of good wine to release that from the dark parts of my psyche. I reread it the next morning and had a similar reaction to many of you. One part interesting to two parts disturbing – Shaken then splooged. I do however feel better having told the tale. It is friggin’ hilarious…right?
This episode will be Seinfeldesque. – a blog about nothing. A blog about nothing more than what pops into my noggin as related to events prescient. Perhaps this is apropos as I fancy myself the Kramer of HMM; tall, goofy and not exactly balanced.
I will start by pulling together two of the above references – Splooge and Seinfeld – to introduce to you my new writing hero, Brenda Boo. You may recognize her from comments on earlier TWG posts. This girl/mommy/friend of HMM (and mine) is brilliant and has a way with words that is both entertaining and cerebral. HMM asked her to write a guest post and soon we will all be able to see inside of her mind. I can’t wait. The way she so effortlessly dispenses her thoughts using words like brush strokes pulls you in in a way that is rare. Even simple exchanges on FB turn into full-bodied cerebral Judo that I have a difficult time keeping time with. Make popcorn and pour your favorite liquid beverage as you digest her majesty.
In real time, I just spent an hour lost in the annals of Facebook looking for a priceless exchange between Brenda, HMM and I to include for your entertainment pleasure. After tearing out what’s left of my hair, I asked Messy where it was. Apparently, her reverence for Brenda is on par with mine as well as her intention to share the exchange. She deleted it and has her own plan. I’m sure it will be a hit.
This morning Big Balls asked more questions about the Million Milf March. It has become an odd topic in our household. He actually thinks it’s an event where a bunch of horny drunk women are gonna try to have sex with me. Although that may or may not be true, I led him to the website where he proceeded to read every word. Then tonight, he came to me and asked, “How do I become a sponsor?” Apparently he now approves after seeing that it is well organized around a good cause.
I then texted Messy about Big Balls’ intentions. Of course this led to another ridiculous exchange between HMM and I revolving around a gorilla. BB loves to support worthy causes and does so often and without any ego based need for recognition. In this case, he wants nothing EXCEPT to be recognized on the MMM site alongside a picture of a silverback gorilla. That’s all. Here’s the text exchange.
So, what else? Sadly, nothing. Really. I’m tapped and tired and have nothing more in my well. The fun done run dry. I will however bring something ridiculous later this week. In the meantime stay tuned for Brenda Boo. I actually feel better keeping this post spare knowing that Brenda will blow your synapses with her take on..well…anything. Give her love and be sure not to over punctuate when you do. Trust me !!!!
Good night. I’m done
HMM here.. so funny that while Gooley was writing this , I was writing THIS…. these two posts really must go hand in hand.. So, today instead of just Tuesday with Gooley.. you are getting the bonus plan… Ladies & Gentlemen~ Meet Brenda Boo.
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