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Today, I purge~ Tasmanian Devil style
The perfect storm:
- My house is a disaster
- I have the post vacation blues
- I’ll be starting my period today
What that means for:
- My husband
- My children
- My dog
- My home
is that I will be throwing shit away in a manner reminiscent of the Tasmanian Devil.
Half of the reason my house is always trashed is because I have children too much shit. There is NOT a place for everything… There is not even an area for everything. There is just stuff. I am not a shopper and I am not a hoarder. It’s just a normal, regular, daily, monthly, yearly accumulation of shit.
Mail, papers, parking tickets ( I get a lot of these), stray socks, boxes, tape, doll parts, gift bags,, more mail, more papers, and more tickets.
Lists of things of do. Item to review. Books to read. Books already read. Movies. Games. Clothes to donate. Clothes to put away. Dog toys. Dog hair. Power cords. Files. Coupons (which I never use, but always think I will).
Shit. Shit. And more shit.
So.. today.. I woke up with spasms in my back, a burr up my ass and ninjas in my labia.
Be warned. Stay Clear. Chez HMM is in severe overhaul mode today. I expect lots of fighting with Seven and the kids. I’m ready for it. I may actually be looking forward to it. I’m the Tasmanian Devil today.. They should not piss me off.
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I feel you! I find there is no better time to purge than when your family knows or should know to fear you the most!
I recently spend an entire day doing what your about to do. Proud to say not a happy meal toy to be found in this house. Recycle bin was over flowing. Bags of donated items as well as bags for the local kids consignment sale coming up next month. You go girl take back your house! And I pity the fool who tries to stop you!
I was wanting to vote for you. I clicked on the banner and it just took me to the top mommy blogs site. Does that mean I voted for you?
yup!! thank you!!
just be careful you don’t throw away something you need…i make this mistake in my Tasmanian devil moments…although, it’s never been something completely indispensable. Purge away sista! (and i voted…even while you weren’t writing!)
Go get ‘em, Tiger! I have been in the middle of my own Great Organization Challenge for the last week. Before a d after pics are on my blog. Sometimes shit just needs to disappear. Good luck!
Omgosh! This made me laugh so hard!
I have been in your shoes and know what you are going through. It gets better! You go through menopause and your children leave the nest. Your husband becomes an angel and things settle down. You have a lifetime of wisdom and you feel grounded. You no longer really care what people think or let it bother you. These things will arrive before you can blink your eye. Enjoy where you are right now. Take care, Darla