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there is no one in this house i want to sleep with.
So, you know that I am crazy moody, have horrible PMS, labia ninjas, hemmhorage monthly and hate the world when I’m on my period.
So…. I am.
And I’m sooooo tired. It’s 11pm.. It’s been a long day/week/month/life… I’m tired. Clearly I have low iron. I’ll be in the potty every 2 hours overnight. It sucks. I need to go to bed. But here’s the rub… I hate everyone in my house. I don’t wanna sleep with Seven cuz he pissed me off an hour ago. Don’t wanna sleep with Number One because, although he was amazing at his play, he acted like a complete fucktard on the way home and pissed me off. Don’t want to sleep with Two or Three for no other reason than I don’t want anyone near me. No touching. No spooning. No petting my hair. I just don’t want it.
Oh, and I can’t sleep on the couch because the dog, while amazing, is a crazy needy fuck and will insist that I pet her all night. So basically I’m screwed. I just need to get through the next few days until I like people again. Until then.. I seriously have no idea where I will sleep tonight because honesty…. I don’t want to be near any of those people..
ugh.
(Thank you God for my family.. I love them dearly. You are GOD.. clearly you must understand moods)
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hahaha… fucktard… you are fluent in the language of fuckers, gives me something to aspire to.
I know the feeling! Hubs always calls it before I even realize i’m PMSing. I couldn’t stop laughing at “labia ninjas”! You rock.
That totally blows. Have you considered the birth control Seasonique that you get your period only 4 times a year? It rocks! The Mirena IUD makes that idiot thing go away for 5 years, no joke!
I know how you feel. I usually go to bed at six with a bottle of wine the second day of the labia ninjas visit. I hate those fuckers. I can’t take pain pills because I will sleep through the two hour maximum tampon absorbency limit but I’m in so much pain I can’t sleep at all. It’s miserable. Then they discontinued the ultra giant tampons…. Assholes.
Mmmmhhhmmmm – this all sounds familiar. I hate when my husband mentions I’m PMSing, and that’s the reason I’m so moody. Nope. It’s because you’re a bastard and you suck. It just happens to coincide with that lovely time of the month. I wish hysterectomies were reversable. I’d totally have one now, then get it reversed in a year or so when we’re ready for another baby. Now, to be honest . . . the only good thing about my period is that I have a week off from being pawed at every night, looking for some loving. Occasionally I say it’s still going on when it’s not, just so I can get an extra hour (5 minutes) of sleep.