“there’s a chance this is vodka”® Water Bottle

Category: "there's a chance this is vodka"® drinkware

 

NOTE:  ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22

“there’s a chance this is vodka” ®  water bottle

Highlights

  • Meets FDA Requirements
  • 26 ounces
  • Durable Tritan™ Material
  • BPA Free
  • Impact And Shatter Resistant
  • Does Not Retain Odor Or Taste
  • Screw On, Spill-Resistant Sip Top Lid
  • Easy Carry Handle
  • Ability To Contain Both Hot Liquids Up To The Boiling Point And Cold Liquids Up To Freezing
I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark.  Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor.  Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.  

 

Water bottles are currently available with either a BLUE or PURPLE ring.   You may choose your color preference upon check out.

  • $17.50 each

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~  { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
Combine shipping up to 3 of this item for one shipping fee! 

Color
If my preferred color is out of stock:



Wine Bags

Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES

CHEERS

FROM ONE HOT MESS TO ANOTHER

Makes a great Hostess Gift – you know your mama taught you better than to show up without one…



Quality canvas wine bag with drawstring closer.

PRICING

  • $12.50

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $4.95 ~~




Magnets

Category: NOVELTY

2″x2″ fridge magnets 



I’m a hot mess mom


Million MILF March 2012

High gloss, rich color, 2 inch square. Choice of style.

There really is no better way to invite your friends to the Million Milf March than by sending them this magnet.   I just love it!

PRICING

  • $5 each
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $4.95~~

Magnet Type