THEMED & HOLIDAY Tees

Category: WEARABLES

Themed & Holiday Tees

  • Manufactured by Bella.
  • 100% cotton.

Want a HMM T for your special event?   No problem!   Custom orders accepted at hotmessmom.com@gmail.com

AVAILABLE STYLES

  • Ladies Fit RED LONG SLEEVE / Slogan: jingle balls

 

  • Ladies Fit GREEN SHORT SLEEVE / Slogan: kiss me i’m a hot mess

 

  • Infant Onesie / Slogan: Kiss me.  My mom’s a hot mess

Available in 0-3, 6-12, 18, & 24 months

 

  • Mens Hanes Beefy Tee Slogan / I live with a Hot Mess You Should Kiss Me

 

  • Youth Tee Slogan / Hot Mess in Training

Available in Youth XS, S, M, L, XL

 

PRICING
  • Sizes SM- 2XL $25 each
  • Youth tees $20 each
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~
Combine shipping up to 3 items for $6.95!

Slogan
Size
Child & Infant sizes



“there’s a chance this is vodka”® Water Bottle

Category: "there's a chance this is vodka"® drinkware

 

NOTE:  ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22

“there’s a chance this is vodka” ®  water bottle

Highlights

  • Meets FDA Requirements
  • 26 ounces
  • Durable Tritan™ Material
  • BPA Free
  • Impact And Shatter Resistant
  • Does Not Retain Odor Or Taste
  • Screw On, Spill-Resistant Sip Top Lid
  • Easy Carry Handle
  • Ability To Contain Both Hot Liquids Up To The Boiling Point And Cold Liquids Up To Freezing
I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark.  Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor.  Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.  

 

Water bottles are currently available with either a BLUE or PURPLE ring.   You may choose your color preference upon check out.

  • $17.50 each

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~  { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
Combine shipping up to 3 of this item for one shipping fee! 

Color
If my preferred color is out of stock:



Wine Bags

Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES

CHEERS

FROM ONE HOT MESS TO ANOTHER

Makes a great Hostess Gift – you know your mama taught you better than to show up without one…



Quality canvas wine bag with drawstring closer.

PRICING

  • $12.50

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $4.95 ~~




Koozies

Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES

“don’t judge me” bottle koozie

 

 

White text printed on black foam insulated material. Fits standard and tallboy bottled products.

PRICING

  • $6 each
  • 3 for $15
  • 5 for $25 

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~
Combine shipping up to 3 items for $6.95!


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