Category: "there's a chance this is vodka"® drinkware
NOTE: ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® water bottle

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Highlights
- Meets FDA Requirements
- 26 ounces
- Durable Tritan™ Material
- BPA Free
- Impact And Shatter Resistant
- Does Not Retain Odor Or Taste
- Screw On, Spill-Resistant Sip Top Lid
- Easy Carry Handle
- Ability To Contain Both Hot Liquids Up To The Boiling Point And Cold Liquids Up To Freezing
I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark. Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor. Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.
Water bottles are currently available with either a BLUE or PURPLE ring. You may choose your color preference upon check out.
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~ { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
Combine shipping up to 3 of this item for one shipping fee!
Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES
CHEERS
FROM ONE HOT MESS TO ANOTHER
Makes a great Hostess Gift – you know your mama taught you better than to show up without one…
Quality canvas wine bag with drawstring closer.
PRICING
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $4.95 ~~
Tags: accessory, alcohol, beverage, bottle, drinking, drunk, gift, hostess gift, party, wine bag, winebag
Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES
“don’t judge me” bottle koozie

White text printed on black foam insulated material. Fits standard and tallboy bottled products.
PRICING
- $6 each
- 3 for $15
- 5 for $25
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~
Combine shipping up to 3 items for $6.95!
Tags: accessory, alcohol, beverage, bottle, coozie, coozy, drinking, drunk, gift, koozie, koozy, party