HOT MESS MALL http://hotmessmom.com/store Embrace the messy! Mon, 13 May 2013 13:11:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Hot Mess “AWARD” Ribbons http://hotmessmom.com/store/hot-mess-award-ribbons/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/hot-mess-award-ribbons/#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:03:21 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=868  

Perfect for a party, bachelorette party, girl’s night out or other occasion!

These “AWARD” ribbons come with double sided tape on the top for easy adhesion to any surface…    Stick them on the HOT MESS(es) in your life!

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Available in TEAL, PINK, and PURPLE.


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See below for pics of these ribbons in action ;)

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]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/hot-mess-award-ribbons/feed/ 0 “don’t judge me” lighted bottle opener key chain. http://hotmessmom.com/store/dont-judge-me-lighted-bottle-opener-key-chain/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/dont-judge-me-lighted-bottle-opener-key-chain/#comments Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:30:39 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=821 Lighted Bottle Opener Key chains.. “don’t judge me”….. Available March 25. Limited Quantities.. $10 each + $2.50 shipping.

 

the stainless on the right is the one I'm getting

the stainless on the right is the one

the mock up.. will be stainless with black print.

 


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]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/dont-judge-me-lighted-bottle-opener-key-chain/feed/ 0 HMM’s exclusive “Dear Boys” bathroom poster http://hotmessmom.com/store/hmms-exclusive-dear-boys-bathroom-poster/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/hmms-exclusive-dear-boys-bathroom-poster/#comments Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:13:36 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=791  

Are you a mother of boys?  Do you know a mother of boys?

This is a must have for any bathroom in a house of humor ;)   Available in standard poster stock or laminated (urine-proof ;)

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]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/hmms-exclusive-dear-boys-bathroom-poster/feed/ 0 “there’s a chance this is vodka” ® Insulated Travel Mugs http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-insulated-travel-mugs/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-insulated-travel-mugs/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:53:06 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=748 NOTE:  ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22

 

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Stainless Steel Insulated Travel Mugs will be in stock mid-February ARE IN STOCK!!   Order yours today!

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Material: Plastic/ Steel
Color: Stainless
Size: 16 oz

 

I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark.  Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor.  Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.  

 

  • $17.50 each 

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~  { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
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]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-insulated-travel-mugs/feed/ 0 “there’s a chance this is vodka”® TUMBLERS http://hotmessmom.com/store/736/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/736/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:40:00 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=736 NOTE:  ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22

CLEAR TUMBLERS ARE OUT OF STOCK UNTIL MID-MAY. 

PURPLE & PINK AVAILABLE…..

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Material: Double walled acrylic w/ straw

Colors: Clear, Purple & Pink
Size: 20 oz

I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark.  Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor.  Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.  

 

  • $20.00 each 

 

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~  { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
Combine shipping up to 3 of this item for one shipping fee!  **** NOTE:  I package these with as much bubble wrap as possible, but occasionally a tumbler or a straw is delivered with a crack. (about 1 out of 50) IF that happens, just email me and I’ll replace immediately.  Thank you! 


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]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/736/feed/ 0 “there’s a chance this is vodka” ® Coffee Mugs http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-coffee-mugs/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-coffee-mugs/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:48:09 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=727 NOTE:  ALL ORDERS PLACED BETWEEN 5/13 – 5/19 WILL SHIP ON 5/21 OR 5/22

 

{note: share a picture of yourself or your Hot Mess product on our Facebook page.  Each month the Funniest & Most Creative pics will be shared on Hot Mess Mom .com}

Coffee mugs will be in stock mid-February.  ARE IN STOCK!! Order yours today!

 

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Material: Ceramic, Ironstone
Color: Black
Size: 11 oz

I hate that I even have to add this, but NOTE:
“there’s a chance this is vodka” ® is a Hot Mess Mom ® Registered Trademark.  Please do not attempt to print on your own drinkware or to order from any other vendor.  Stealing is for douchebags and you are not a douchebag.  

 

 

$15.00 each

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~  { Shipping outside of US is $12.95 and will be applied at check out}
Combine shipping up to 3 of this item for one shipping fee!




]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka-coffee-mugs/feed/ 0 Silly non-stocked item available on Cafe’ Press http://hotmessmom.com/store/silly-non-stocked-item-available-on-cafe-press/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/silly-non-stocked-item-available-on-cafe-press/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:27:01 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=722 {note: share a picture of yourself or your Hot Mess product on our Facebook page.  Each month the Funniest & Most Creative pics will be shared on Hot Mess Mom .com}

 

Every now and again, my readers react to something in such an amazingly silly way, that I offer a similar product.   I do not stock these items, they are available at my Cafe’ Press store.   

Currently, many items are available bearing THIS picture.  It’s Number Two’s portrait of moi’.

 

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hot & messy wine glass

Hot & Messy Wine Glass

Glass, quality crafted wine glass. Not recommended for dishwasher.  Vinyl adhesive – not paint.
PRICING

  • $20.00 US

~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~
Combine shipping up to 4 items for $6.95!




]]> http://hotmessmom.com/store/hoy-messy-wine-glass/feed/ 0 THEMED & HOLIDAY Tees http://hotmessmom.com/store/themed-tees/ http://hotmessmom.com/store/themed-tees/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:33:09 +0000 hmmstore http://hotmessmom.com/store/?p=344 Themed & Holiday Tees
  • Manufactured by Bella.
  • 100% cotton.

Want a HMM T for your special event?   No problem!   Custom orders accepted at hotmessmom.com@gmail.com

AVAILABLE STYLES

  • Ladies Fit RED LONG SLEEVE / Slogan: jingle balls

 

  • Ladies Fit GREEN SHORT SLEEVE / Slogan: kiss me i’m a hot mess

 

  • Infant Onesie / Slogan: Kiss me.  My mom’s a hot mess

Available in 0-3, 6-12, 18, & 24 months

 

  • Mens Hanes Beefy Tee Slogan / I live with a Hot Mess You Should Kiss Me

 

  • Youth Tee Slogan / Hot Mess in Training

Available in Youth XS, S, M, L, XL

 

PRICING
  • Sizes SM- 2XL $25 each
  • Youth tees $20 each
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~
Combine shipping up to 3 items for $6.95!

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  • Manufactured by Bella.
  • 100% cotton.
  • See full photo gallery at bottom of page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SIZING & other options:

  • This shirt is very stretchy and true to size.
  • If you prefer a relaxed fit, unisex, or organic.. please email your order to 
    hotmessmom.com@gmail.com
  • If you prefer a color other than black or white, please email your order to hotmessmom.com@gmail.com

 

PRICING
  • $25-$30
~~ Shipping within the Continental US is $6.95 ~~

Combine shipping up to 3 items for $6.95!


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