Hot Mess “AWARD” Ribbons

Category: "AWARD" Ribbons, NOVELTY

Perfect for a party, bachelorette party, girl’s night out or other occasion!

These “AWARD” ribbons come with double sided tape on the top for easy adhesion to any surface…    Stick them on the HOT MESS(es) in your life!

Available in TEAL, PINK, and PURPLE.

See below for pics of these ribbons in action

“don’t judge me” lighted bottle opener key chain.

Category: BEVERAGE ACCESSORIES, NOVELTY

Lighted Bottle Opener Key chains.. “don’t judge me”….. Available March 25. Limited Quantities.. $10 each + $2.50 shipping.

the stainless on the right is the one

HMM’s exclusive “Dear Boys” bathroom poster

Category: NOVELTY

Are you a mother of boys?  Do you know a mother of boys?

This is a must have for any bathroom in a house of humor   Available in standard poster stock or laminated (urine-proof

Silly non-stocked item available on Cafe’ Press

Category: NOVELTY, Silly non-stocked item available on Cafe' Press

{note: share a picture of yourself or your Hot Mess product on our Facebook page.  Each month the Funniest & Most Creative pics will be shared on Hot Mess Mom .com}

Every now and again, my readers react to something in such an amazingly silly way, that I offer a similar product.   I do not stock these items, they are available at my Cafe’ Press store.   

Currently, many items are available bearing THIS picture.  It’s Number Two’s portrait of moi’.

Magnets

Category: NOVELTY

2″x2″ fridge magnets 

I’m a hot mess mom

Million MILF March 2012

High gloss, rich color, 2 inch square. Choice of style.

There really is no better way to invite your friends to the Million Milf March than by sending them this magnet.   I just love it!

PRICING

• $5 each

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