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Seven thinks I’m going to get the bird flu
This morning’s phone conversation:
ME: Seven.. there’s a bird inside the pool screen.
SEVEN: Just leave the patio doors open today and it will fly out.
ME: It’s nowhere near the doors. It’s on the other side of the pool. It’s hanging out under the plumbego ~ then divebombing the screen ~ then back under the plant.
SEVEN: Just leave the doors open.
ME: It’s nowhere near the doors!! Why am I going to leave the doors open all day while I’m not here? So the bears and the snakes can come IN? I’m really glad I called you. You are a HUGE help.
SEVEN: Well, you can’t touch it.. you can’t try to catch it or anything. Haven’t you ever heard of the bird flu??
ME: Haven’t you ever heard of me giving you the bird?
SEVEN: You being a jackass isn’t going to fix the problem.
ME: Well, apparently neither are you.
SEVEN: Are we done now?
And THAT ladies and gentlemen~ is my morning/ life in a nutshell.
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He’s gonna quit answering the phone when you call!
I say, shoot the bird and feed it to him for dinner but don’t tell until he’s done. Then you can ask, who has bird flu now
I love you guys! I honestly do! Sad that Seven won’t be around on the 13th. But totally excited to see you!
me too! you need to come eat this candy!