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Seven better watch it or he’ll be eating frozen pizza.

So, I’m making these awesome little souffles with a pork tenderloin for dinner tonight.   (Found the recipe at The Home Heart)

Seven is home this morning.  I’m making the cauliflower puree.  After steaming the cauliflower, I added some salt/ pepper/ and fat free cream and put it in the blender.

What is that?

It’s cauliflower puree… I’m using this for dinner tonight.

Oh. that looks awesome.  (dripping in sarcasm and venom)

Shut up.  It’s gonna be good.

Yeah…looks it.

Why don’t you fuck off?

I’d rather fuck off than eat cauliflower puree’


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10 Responses to "Seven better watch it or he’ll be eating frozen pizza."

  1. Kelley says:

    Fat free cream??? Isn’t that just a little contradictory? Ewwwww

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      i know.. i was cringing as i wrote it.. it’s the fat free half & half that i use in my coffee…

    2. Hot Mess Mom says:

      i’m offically back on weight watchers!! remember..

  2. Caprice says:

    Hysterical! Thanks for the plug and I hope he at least gets a bite so you can prove him wrong ;)

  3. Julie says:

    THAT is the convo I have with my lovely (ahem) man just about any night he decides to park his nosy ass in my kitchen whilst I am prepping dinner. I swear, if the man didn’t eat half of what he says he hates/won’t eat, he’d be concentration-camp bony.

    I have days where I send all 4 of my guys out of the house so I can prep stuff they say they won’t eat into stuff that they WILL eat.

  4. Amy M.R. says:

    I think it sounds delish. I have a new rule in my house lately. No one is allowed to ask what’s for dinner. Does it matter, cause that’s what your having?? Don’t want to hear any “oh man, really?”. You’ll find out what we’re having when we sit down to eat.

  5. Sparkling74 says:

    Too bad he saw it. If he didn’t know, you’d be getting away with it for a long tie. Now he wills just always e suspicious.

  6. Amy says:

    Great post! It looks awesome and I would totally eat it!:-) I think being the primary dinner maker is SO under appreciated. I have been known to say “Just shut up and eat it!!” many a time. LOL

  7. I’m sorry, but I’ve got to agree with him.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      oh my gosh.. it was sooo good!! and the cauliflower puree went INTO a souffle’!! I didn’t serve it with a straw!!

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