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Questionable Tattoo
So…. I’m not saying that I have the WORST tattoo in the world, but it’s got to be up there in the Top 10.
In my defense, when I got said tattoo at the ripe old age of 22, I was wise enough to get it in a place that (A) would not sag and (B) would not be seen by others unless I chose to reveal it. My perfect tattoo location? My tailbone. This was YEARS before the Tramp Stamp trend, and I was very proud of myself for my good decision making.
Of course, at that time, you did not have to be a mom to wear mom-jeans.. We all wore mom-jeans.. Pants came up to your waist. All pants. There was no ass crack hanging out. There were no underwear making a guest appearance. Our bums were fully covered all the way to our waists.
So, imagine my chagrin when pants dropped several inches and I could no longer hide my third eye. Yes, that’s right… I said it.. I have an EYE tattooed on my ass.
I teach Sunday School, I volunteer at the elementary school, and am on the PTA. And every time I bend over, my third eye winks at unsuspecting passerbys.
Obviously this has been a source of much fodder for my friends and family over the past 20 years.
This week was my birthday. My girlfriends made me cake. It was delicous.
Please enjoy…..
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You are one HOT MESS! And I love every inch of your hot-mess self (save for the said 1″ tattoo!) Great site! It’s about time you share your fab-life with the rest of us!
I need a little bit of you everyday, so I’m so happy u started this blog! It makes me happy!!! Keep it going!!!
U CRACK ME UP!!!
I love that you did this! I need a little piece of D all the way over here on the west coast! Hugs!
You are too funny!! I love this blog!!!
And most moms just have eyes in the back of their heads.
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Your friends are awesome!! How cool is that?!?!? Happy Belated Birthday. Thanks for sharing your ‘vision’ with us!!!
*giggle*giggle* ur brave to even be posting about it! *cheers to you* yeah sadly…i too got a tat not something i’m proud of…when people say think clearly about it before you get it and that it’ll be there for the REST of your life it literally means that…sadly being young and ignorant you tend to not really listen to anyone. worst part for me….it’s VISIBLE for everyone to see…*rolls eyes at myself* lolol
OMG, this is hysterical!!!! And thank you for making me feel better about my tattoo!!!