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My children are apparently not good at math
In the car today, the radio featured a story about Ellen Degeneres’ house being on the market. For $49 Million.
Number Three: I want to buy that house!!
Number Two: You don’t have that much money! You’re not even CLOSE!!
Number Three: I know.. I’m only at $73. Maybe in a thousand years.
Number Two: And why would you spend $49 Million on a house. You could get TWO Jeeps for that!! And probably still get like a thousand dollars back!!
Number One: Oh my god… you guys are idiots.
Me: Do NOT say idiot!!
Number One: Are you listening to this conversation?
Me: Sadly, yes.
Number One: Well then… I’ll let you make your own decision if they’re idiots or not.
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I love number 1. Is he single?
he’s such a smartass.
At least he gets it honest.