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Mornin’ Sunshine

January 24th, 2013 | 7 Comments

 

My bedroom conversation this morning.

 

Mornin’ Seven. You sleep good?

Mornin’ Honey. Yes.. Did you?

I did  

{kiss}

Hey, why did you wake me up in the middle of the night?

‘Cuz I thought you were dead.

What?

I thought you were dead. {giggle}

Do you want to elaborate on that?

I woke up ‘cuz I needed more covers and I pulled them away from you and you didn’t move AT ALL.  And you’ve been snoring since you got back from Abu Dhabi but you weren’t snoring… you were so quiet and so still.  I touched your chest and couldn’t feel your heart or feel you breath.  So I poked you and said your name.   You grunted, so I knew you were alive and I went back to sleep.

Okay, so because I was sleeping too quietly, you thought I was dead?

Yes. 

This is awesome.  You poke me and kick me when I snore because it disturbs you and you can’t sleep.  NOW you’re going to poke me and yell my name when I DON”T snore because I’m too quiet and you think I’m dead?

{giggling}  Pretty Much.

Jesus.  {shaking his head and walking away from me}

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7 Responses to "Mornin’ Sunshine"

1. Lisa says:

   January 24, 2013 at 6:41 pm

   I totally get your logic HMM! There is a fine line between a man sleeping too loudly and being too quiet. I’ve done the same thing. Only my hubs has no recollection of me doing it. They will never understand our way of loving them.

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2. Evil-Step-Mom (in training) says:

   January 24, 2013 at 7:41 pm

   Makes perfect sense to me.

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3. Lunardonut says:

   January 24, 2013 at 10:36 pm

   You need to invent a HMM poking stick. Like you use to poke wood in a fire. Brand it and we can use it to poke ‘em when they are snoring, or when we think they are dead…. Love it.

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   1. Dani says:

      January 24, 2013 at 11:04 pm

      I love this idea! Now to think of a fitting name…
      Love the post!

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4. Anne says:

   January 25, 2013 at 8:00 am

   haha that’s great. Glad I’m not the only one dealing with a snorer

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5. Charlie Hendricks says:

   January 26, 2013 at 5:50 pm

   Snoring, “drink mommy”, sideways sleepers, non childproof locks, a cat, a dog, a two year old and four year old…leads to no sleep. Never had the “I thought you were dead”.

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6. gay says:

   February 13, 2013 at 7:17 pm

   I do this to my dearly beloved all the time! He is laying there, the covers are off, his chest is not moving, and I can’t hear any breathing…I reach out, my heart pounding (oh, and sometimes I sniff over and over to see if his rectum has let go because he’s dead)…and touch his chest…crap…he’s cold…is he dead????

   No, hasn’t happened yet…but nice to know someone else wonders about their better half as well…thanks for the laughs (you can tell I have the same sick humor)…….

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