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Mean Halloween
Last night was our Mean Halloween shindig. We had to dress like each other. It was awesome. Enjoy the pics 
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- spinach dip in roasted squash bowls. i’m soo domestic.
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- Jello bats and spiders
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- brains and intestines
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- parmesan bats
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- had to make my wrist tattoo more fitting for the Ice Queen.
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- insulting headstones for each of us.
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- love my Martha Stewart labels.. Love Love Love!
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- Monogrammed pumpkins for each family. Cuz I’m nice.
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- 2Carat Princess dressed as Muffy. She nailed it.
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- As part of her Muffy costume, 2CP toted around a wagon with 2 cases of Bud Light and shopping bags from Gap and Banana Republic ;)
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- kids table
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- hot dog worms.. Awesome.
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- Because Muffy would never be caught without her iPad or any outdated Apple product.
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- 2CP & HMM as Muffy & IceQueen
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- Note the bottle of Honey Jager and my Jagermeister necklace. The IceQueen loves her Jager..
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- Muffy as 2CP
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- the Ice Queen as HMM.. she covered it all, the Frankenfoot, the grey roots, a big ass and more.
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- hanging from her vag, an expired Nuva Ring.. ;)
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- Muffy put packing tape on her forehead and injection spots as tribute to the 2CP’s botox treatments..
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- Muffy as the 2 Carat Princess.. gotta have a big ol rock..
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- Ice Queen as me.. she may have padded her ass. Maybe.
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- Ice Queen as me.. That’s a glow in the dark “Nuva Ring” hanging from her vag with an expiration date of 10/09. She’s brilliant.
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- and.. here comes the honey Jager… we should have taken the warning from the wolf.
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- Seven as Eeyore. He had a tail. And ears.
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- it all gets a little blurry once I stared adding dry ice to my vodka.
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- I’d love to explain this. if only I remembered it.
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- Muffy being the 2CP.. all Puerto Rican and stuff :)
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- it’s not a real party until someone bleeds.
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- Day after clean up.. I have a lot of unanswered questions.
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- this almost empty bottle of honey jager explains a lot of the blur..
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- love waking up to bloody rags on the floor..
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- because who doesn’t wake up to a preemie baby doll, a scarf, and a wig…
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- We made it!
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I love your parties. very clever party planning, my dear.
Looks like y’all had an awesome time! The Ice Queen’s version of you with the expired nuva ring hanging from her vag made me spit my wine on the keyboard I was laughing so hard. Good stuff
seriously.. it was gold.. That, and the fact that she sprayed the roots of her wig grey.. asshole.
Your homeless hair was classy.
OMG! The nuva ring killed me!!!!!!! Hilar!!!!!!!!!!
Omg! I want to come to one of your parties so bad