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March- in an eggshell


March has been a big month.  I’ve travel, eaten and drank through New Orleans, Savannah and Saint Simons.  We’ve had family birthdays, school events and Spring Break.  I’ve spent a shitton of money and gained a shitton of weight.   I’ll be posting “March- A pictorial” soon.

Today is Easter.  The last day of the month.  The holiest day of the year.

Whilst at Sunrise service this morning, I was seated next to an elderly gentleman who required assistance getting up and down from his chair during the mass.  At one point, when I bent down to help him, my button on my pants popped.  And flew out to the chair in front of me.

So, while I am feeling blessed and at peace and happy that this month is nearly over so I can get back on the horse and lose these extra March pounds……  what I really keep thinking is that my GUNT has developed a mind of it’s own and is going rogue.   Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

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8 Responses to "March- in an eggshell"

  1. Lori Emm says:

    okay now THAT made me laugh!!

  2. Geri says:

    Gunt= I miss Tuesdays with Gooley.! !

  3. Jerry says:

    Huh? I don’t get it… Gunt??

  4. Oh My Goodness says:

    Woman, you are blessed! You could have been so skinny that those pants fell off, then what?

  5. Evil-Step-Mom says:

    Gooley!!! I miss Gooley too!!!

    And If her pants fell off I bet she would have made the old guys Easter!! Lucky you didn’t hurt someone with the flying projectile! LOL

    Sorry LMAO at this one! And feeling your pain! It’s just hard to jump on the spring eating healthy and such thing when that stupid easter bunny had to drop off a ton of candy and chocolate at the house. Whoever thought it was a good idea to tie a Fat Candy delivery Bunny into the Holiday for the rebirth of Christ needs to have there head examined!

  6. Heather says:

    Ha ha! I’m with ya. I’ve gained a little belly weight recently and have GOT to lay off the Easter candy!

  7. Ned says:

    hahaha.. what a way to end the month! Looking forward do the “March- A pictorial” post!

  8. nina says:

    Mwahhahahaha! You said gunt! And I know what that is! Literally on the floor laughing xoxo

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