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i swear i don’t own crocs
Had a dream last night.
Had to attend some function as HMM. It was a large, outdoor venue.. maybe a festival or concert of some sort.
I had to get on the stage and thank everyone for coming.
I was wearing a tank top, a peasant skirt, and high heeled crocs. With socks.
The crowd was clapping when they said “Hot Mess Mom would like to say a few words”, but as I got on stage, the crowd hushed and I could see looks of disgust on everyone’s faces. Someone pulled me aside and said.. “Wow, I thought you were really cool and we had a lot in common.. but those shoes.. and the socks… tragic”
Later, my Facebook page had 0 likes and advertisers started asking me for thier money back.
Anyone want to try to translate this one for me? Self-absorbed much? Lawdy.
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I have no idea what that means. I think it is a side effect of drinking crappy marshmellow vodka.
As your friend, I would take you out in the field and put you down like an old cow before letting you wear high heeled crocs. I love you enough to do that for you.
praise sweet baby Jesus.
Actually I was disappointed when I first met you and you didnt look like a mess.
i disappoint people daily. for many reasons.
With the crocks and the socks, I’d say it’s your subconscious trying to accept the fact that summer is over (thus the crocks, which are I still say are the most comfy shoe ever made!) and winter will soon be upon us (thus the socks). Whaddya think? Think I have a job as psychotherapist waiting for me in my future? Don’t answer that.
I do not own crocs. comfy or not.. NO. And I’m in Florida so we wear flip flops all winter. You’re going to need to find a new future career path
Could you be askeered you might not live up to people’s expectations?? I’m no shrink either, and my second best guess would be the marshmallow vodka (gack! really!!! somethings should NOT be done, not even for partying purposes!)…either way, I think the solution is a shoe shopping expedition….Believe in who you are – clearly, you are very cool!!
Tank top: good. Peasant skirt: good. High-heeled crocs: Very bad. With socks? The worst. This sounds more like a nightmare than a dream! I would guess that you are secretly afraid no one will like you when they find out ugly truths about you. Little do you know, it’s what makes us love you more
Nice to browse thru and check out your blog. I was over at Mommy Blogs and couldn’t resist your title. Your croc story really mad me laugh.
Heather
piperlime has some REALLY cute “Hello Kitty”s … maybe its your sole screaming for crocs?
Wow. What a croc! No pun intended! Are people really that shallow? I live here in Florida too and although I don’t wear crocs I live in flip flops and haven’t worn closed toe shoes in over ten years.Gosh you got up in front of all them and greeted them and the bums treated yu that shabbily.??? I say shame on them! You just hold your head up hon. Socks with sandles of any sort looks kinda tree hugger werdo to me so just shy away from that for future reference! Look at it as a lessson learned and move on. I dont like your audience tho.Smile and be proud. It takes some balls to get up and talk to a crowd of folks and they should have been more gracious to you and appreciative hon.
ahh. my DREAM self thanks you..
This just made me think of a really great idea! You should have knee high socks made with your logo on them! I will totally buy them and promote them….
I was a little more concerned about the peasant skirt….just sayin
That hilarious. I have never owned a pair of crocs myself, and never will, but my two year old daughter loves them and wants to wear theme everyday. Over time I’ve learned to accept them.
This is my first time on your blog and happened to be the first story I read…..holy fuck do I hate Crocs! I’m dying laughing about your dream. I shudder when I see someone wearing those gawd awful shoes!