Had a dream last night.
Had to attend some function as HMM. It was a large, outdoor venue.. maybe a festival or concert of some sort.
I had to get on the stage and thank everyone for coming.
I was wearing a tank top, a peasant skirt, and high heeled crocs. With socks.
The crowd was clapping when they said “Hot Mess Mom would like to say a few words”, but as I got on stage, the crowd hushed and I could see looks of disgust on everyone’s faces. Someone pulled me aside and said.. “Wow, I thought you were really cool and we had a lot in common.. but those shoes.. and the socks… tragic”
Later, my Facebook page had 0 likes and advertisers started asking me for thier money back.
Anyone want to try to translate this one for me? Self-absorbed much? Lawdy.
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