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i failed the pencil test ™
damn. damn damn damn damn….
I have officially failed the pencil test. FML.
I am 39. I have nursed 3 babies. And yet… I have continued to pass the pencil test year after year…
{note: pencil test ~~ as if you didn’t know~~ is…… put a pencil or a crayon under your boob. If it falls down , your boobs are awesome. If it stays, your boobs are droopy, and therefore suck.}
I have NEVER held a pencil. Or a crayon. Until now. We all know I’ve gained some weight recently. (could be the 1-year bender.. I dunno… nobody’s judging)… .. The bonus of my weight gain that my boozoombas are huge. The negative of huge boozoombas is that I have now failed the pencil test. {and yes.. I gave myself the pencil test just for shits and giggles…. you do Black Friday YOUR way.. I do it MINE}
Obviously there will be no picture to accompany this post.
Good Day Sir…… I said Good Day!
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Do we get bonus points for holding a beer bottle under those? If so, I win, bitches!
THAT is impressive! I’m still sad about the pencil.. maybe if I made it more interesting, I’d be happier
Ok now I’m a little scared. I was referred to your blog by someone who obviously thinks I’m an HMM. And I admit, I am. I read your posts all the time and laugh, finding your life eerily similar to mine: 3 kids I love but who are really gross, a hot husband who is sometimes douchey, and lots of crazy ass friends who I party way too much with. But after reading this one, I’m really thinking we may have been separated at birth….my equally HM friend and I constantly say (slur) to each other: “Good day sir. I said good day!” In fact, she even bought me a t-shirt with that on it for my birthday! Scary I tell ya.
we will have to be “rejoined” at the million milf march !!! new orleans.. septmember 2012!! more to come soon…
but also… didn’t you get a Vodka baby for xmas? i feel like your name is familiar???
Yep that’s me…yellow rose of Texas.
i loved her…
Don’t hate me because I passed the pencil test. I have a second mortgage to go with that privilege.
I haven’t passed that f*ing test since I was in high school! Sadly, that is the absolute truth.
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The pencil test?! Psshh…I failed the 64 Crayola Box test!