I’m so fucking benevolent.
Yeah, I truly am. While Miss Messy Pants assembles the down and dirty soirée in New Orleans in a couple weeks…while raising kids and such, I made a grand unselfish gesture. I decided to take valuable time away from my busy schedule of going to the gym, enjoying cocktails, napping, and pretending to be a farmer to spit out a few more posts to entertain you all. That’s right…I’ll be your substitute teacher for a couple of weeks.
I will offend you.
I will make you squirm.
I will not edit much.
I will Mommy Blog my ass off over the next few weeks, and then meet a lot of you so you can congratulate me for being such a wonderful human being. Please feel free to buy me drinks. I enjoy vodka…but WILL NOT drink “Little Black Dress” Vodka; Cuz that would make this far too real for me and you’d likely see me disintegrate into a dramatic meltdown. So just tell me it’s Absolut and then snicker behind my back.
Speaking of the Soiree…the Million MILF March…I truly hope you all find your way down to play. I find myself oddly giddy to play with everyone. Not sure why, other than the fact that I’ve come to “know” many of you and am VERY surprised at the level of camaraderie that is and continues to be generated by all the mommy blogging back and forth. You all trash talk with the best of ‘em! And I love it. I would not have had this glimpse into your world had it not been for the friendship I cherish and build with Mess Lady.
So let’s celebrate!!! Let’s break out of the mold…and by” let’s” I mean You mommies. I’m just the wacky neighbor in this sitcom but I do appreciate all that you do and want to be a part of honoring that by creating a cartoon world where you can escape, bond, play, let your hair down and cut loose. You’ll have fun and be a better person for having taken the time away to take care of YOU.
Alright…I’m going to bed now.
Get your ass to NOLA.
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