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don’t be too annoyed with me. i know i suck.


Listen.. I know I am the shittiest blogger in history right now,  And I’m sorry.  I really am.  And if you are on my Facebook or Twitter, you are probably soo fracking sick of hearing about the Million MILF March, you want to block me.

And I totally get that..  for realz…

But to be honest… I am all MMM all the time.  And I probably will be for the next several weeks.  I get up at 6am, turn on the laptop, and turn it off around 10 pm.  In between, I’m marketing and soliciting and whoring.  Oh, and watching the Olympics.  And not eating.  And letting the kids have unlimited time on the iPad, Wii, and DS (which NEVER happens at my house) just so they will leave me alone.

I am overwhelmed.  I am stressed out.  I am excited.  I am proud.  I am getting an ulcer.

It’s going to be fine.   It’s going to be better than fine.  It’s going to be great.   Really really great.

Do you know that there are people…. HMM readers… coming to New Orleans from Canada?  Well, there are!!   Canada and Maine and Michigan and Washington State.  Indiana and Illinois and Michigan and Georgia.  One crazy woman (my new favorite, by the way) is DRIVING to Louisiana from California and picking up a friend in Texas on the way!!

There are more states.  There are more people.  It is awesome.  Seriously awesome. And overwhelming.  Have I mentioned that it’s overwhelming?  Well, it is.

Add to that that it takes place on my 40th birthday.  Which will be wonderful.  But also means that the last days of my 30′s are going by in a blur of logistics and a haze of solicitations.

So, I’m asking you…. please be patient with me.  Give me a month.  If something funny happens, I will write about it.  If something moves me, I will write about it.  If When someone or something totally pisses me off, I will write about it.  But between those events… all you’ll hear from me is  MMM whoring on Facebook and Twitter.  (and no, I still don’t know how to use Twitter.  Or Pinterest)

Don’t give up on me!  Don’t leave!  Don’t stop voting.  Don’t move on to cooler, skinnier, taller, tanner blogs.   They’ll never love you like I do :)


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19 Responses to "don’t be too annoyed with me. i know i suck."

  1. Muffy says:


    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      it’s always so nice when you add your sweet tone and kind comments to the blog. :) fucker.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      again..with friends like ya’ll… no wonder I needed to start a blog. so strangers can be nice to me.

  2. Gooley says:


  3. Chrissy says:

    I’m nice to you and you still tell me to fuck off.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      not tonight. tonight you are my favorite friend ever. except you’re not coming to the MMM with your sissy. so.. fuck off ;)

  4. eileen says:

    Heres some “stranger” love!!! I happen to think your AMAZING. Your my go to girl for a good laugh at the end of the day!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      why THANK YOU Eileen. Now YOU are my favorite.

  5. Please tell me Muffy is coming to MMM.

  6. Gooley says:

    I am and will always be your favorite.
    Fuck off.
    And I am making rare burgers as I write this.
    Mmmmm juicy

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      unless your name is Elaine, you are no longer my favorite. she has moved up to #1. If only I knew how to find her.

  7. I really wish I was going…sigh…I miss all the cool stuff! I’m routing for you though. Thanks for being so funny and making me laugh.

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      i wish you were coming too!! Next year??

  8. Clearly, as my name states, I’m her favorite.

  9. Joy says:

    I’m loving your blog – love reading it – and I have a wild hair today I’m checking flights – I hope I can find one!!! Would love to come celebrate your birthday!!!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      omg..make it happen!!!! gonna be GREAT!!

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