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Dear Magnum PI. I “mustache” you to never lose the stache.


Dear Magnum PI,

You were pretty hot.  I have to admit.  All stealthy, and smart and out-witting… it was good stuff.   And I really do love a mustache.

Then I went to college.  And THERE YOU WERE!!  Boning Monica {which should have been creepy, but was totally awesome instead}…. smoking your cigars, hanging out with her dad……  {k..sorry..back to creepy}….

THEN .. you did other things…

And THEN… we got Blue Bloods…  holy Irish Catholic Shitoli…   I LOVE IT!   I love the whole series..  I love every character….( I’m pretty sure I made out with Donny Wahlberg at EPCOT in the 80′s but, whatever.. (no, I’m not kidding..  was he in Menudo or Kids on the Block?  either way.. I’m pretty sure I sucked his face” ..  yup.. just verified that on Wikipedia.. I totally made out with that Wahlberg.)   anyhoo….

I got sidetracked..  my point is that YOU ARE AWESOME..   I’ve loved all of your characters over the past 30 years.. but Blue Bloods.. I just love it.. It’s very real, very worldly… makes me cherish the days of my Catholic upbringing , and at the same time makes me happy that I converted to Episcopalian (Catholic Light)…

thank you!   Thank you Thomas Magnum, Jesse Stone, Frank Reagan.. and, of course, Dr. Richard Burke..

I mustache you to never lose the stache!!!

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6 Responses to "Dear Magnum PI. I “mustache” you to never lose the stache."

  1. Ann says:

    Magnum PI is my husbands man crush. Totally. Every thing he has ever done. (There’s a chance he may be gay. )
    For me, the mustache creeps me out. All I can think of is the flavor a he may be saving.

  2. Julie says:

    Oh Magnum! I’ve had a crush on you, in every character (including your bad ass self) since I was 6 and first saw Magnum PI at the babysitters house.

    Ann, you almost made me pee my pants! And gave me dirty thoughts too…

  3. Jill says:

    I just found your blog…saw a preview on Channel 6 tonight. You are a scream! I laughed so much about the juicing!! And I’m still reading and laughing!! But on to TS! I have always loved Tom Selleck. My sister lived in Hawaii during Magnum P.I. and came really close to him during a filming. She didn’t embarass herself by running up to him but if I had been there, I certainly would have done it! Now to Blue Bloods….it is AWESOME! I don’t miss an episode! It is my fav show by far!!!

    1. Hot Mess Mom says:

      thank you! and welcome~!

  4. Dee, Liese's Mommie says:

    Beyond the characters TS has played he is just such a decent guy. A quiet man that plays characters and actually has character.Happy to know that the next generation likes him as much as the 60 plus ladies love him. When he and his brother were both at U.S.C his brother was the CUTE one and TS was the shy one Only good thing I have ever had to say re: the Universiity of Spoiled Children!

  5. Tracy says:

    OMG! I have loved Tom Selleck since I was 15 years old (I turned 50 this year) :) Now I know we are meant to be friends for life…. LOL

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