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Constipation sucks
Is there anything worse than not shitting?
(that’s it. That’s my whole blog post. I look forward to reading your comments. Hopefully from the shitter after all the meds I just took)
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As I seem to recall, being anally violated by a walrus is worse …
http://hotmessmom.com/25-things-i-would-rather-do-than-hearsee-one-more-minute-of-lindsay-lohan/
I feel so bad right now, I would take the Walrus AND Lohan if only I could make poo poo.
Lay off the nuts and cheese, Cornholio.
Anal?
jeezus dude have a salad and some metamucil already…
seriously – stick to the salad…
omg! i do! i eat a fucking bag of cauliflower every damned day!!!
magnesium powder… I’m telling you- it’s magic!
Just drink lots of alcohol…
Is there anything worse than not being able to shit? Yes, not being able to stop shitting say from maybe the window seat on a non stop flight in bad weather to London.
I say take 2 fiber pills in the morning with a glass of water and try a tsp of honey each day. It works for me!
Mineral Oil is magical!
I heard a story on the radio that a lady was caught shop lifting a brick of cheese and ex-lax. was that you?? did they take your ex-lax? Good luck, that fucking sucks. What works for my son is taking him to either the library (I think its the books) or the rainforest at the zoo (its warm and smells like poop)… but I am sure you have already gone by now. damn… a day late and a dollar short…
Mix a tablespoon or two of ground flaxseed into whatever you are eating in the morning. It works like a charm. The flaxseed basically acts like a toothbrush for your colon. What a gross visual, but it seriously works, and it’s really good for you too.
These are the funniest comments I have ever read…totally cracking up.
Yes, there is something worse… But I’m not woman enough to put into writing what it is. I am feeling your pain!
What happened to Gooley??? Did we scare him off??
he’s taking a break..
I have some supplements that I take that will absolutely help you. I’d be happy to share the website if you’d like it!
WE WANT GOOLEY!!!
he’s on sabbatical