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Making Vodka Babies is a dirty job {updated}

Making Vodka Babies is a dirty job {updated}

  I’ve never used a talking doll before….   {shudder}   See video below to know how it all began…. vbabymovie   Making Vodka Babies is not for the faint of heart…….  nor would it be great for mothers of girls (or any children who have any sort of attachment to baby dolls).  Lucky for me, I have boys.   Soooo…  I tried something new today with the ‘talking” baby..  and it turned out awesome.   Really..    But it was seriously disturbing beheading, disemboweling, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Antics, Grown-up time, Vodka Baby

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  Note to self: Should not keep Funyuns in the house… The End. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Dear Diary, Drunk Blogging, I may be PMSing...

Stupid stupid stupid day!

HOLY G*Damn Mother F*er shitballs…..     are you kidding me with this day?? Let me recap… First, I woke up and I was hot.  Like, abnormally hot.  But…like may of us, I have grown accustomed to hotflashes AND I drank a bit of champagne last night, so … whatever..   I made the kiddos breakfast– omelets to be exact, and 2 of the 3 of them complained because they wanted Eggos with Nutella… Guess what?  Bite my ass and eat your F*ing omelet you ungrateful little shits. I then brought the little angels to school and returned home.  And it was hot.  Like really really really hot.   Checked the thermostat– set at 75, currently at 82.  Checked the outside unit… saw some condesation .. prayed it was just a frozen whatchamacalit… turned it off, ran the … Read entire article »

Filed under: Dear Diary, Drunk Blogging, Family, I may be PMSing..., Ramblings, Things that are NOT awesome, Uncategorized

NEVER give me your alarm code

NEVER give me your alarm code

  If you knew me well, you would know better than to allow access into your home unsupervised.  Especially when I’ve been drinking. Our very close friends were out of town for a weekend. Wehad a mid-day Siete’ de Mayo celebration.  Which is just like Cinco’ de Mayo but a few days later. And in the daytime. After too much tequila, we (I) decided to break out J-Ho (our blow-up doll — to be explained in a seperate post … Read entire article »

Filed under: Antics, Drunk Blogging, Featured