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2nd Annual Million MILF March~ The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly.

  If you are new to Hot Mess Mom or have been living under a rock and don’t know what in the hell this post is about…  I hold an annual event called the Million MILF March.  It’s a pub-crawl.  It benefits charity.  MILF = Moms Investing in Laughter & Frivolity.   Everything you need to know about the event you can find HERE, HERE, and HERE.   Now.. onto the recap of the 2nd Annual Million MILF March. Where to begin? Where to begin?? I’ll start with the bad..  And by “bad”, I mean “areas for improvement”.   PLEASE feel free to email me, comment here, or PM me on Facebook with any and all input.  Let’s remember that I do this event alone.  It’s just me (with help from my friends).  I have … Read entire article »

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Million MILF March from YOUR perspective.

Meet my friend Liese.  She is you.  She is a Hot Mess Mom reader.  She lives 600 miles away from me.  We became friends. She sent me this yesterday,  unsolicited because she knows I’m stressed about both the event planning and my lack of writing.  So she fixed both.  Cuz she’s a fixer.  Like Kerry Washington on Scandal.  Except different.   I kind of love her. Million Milf March, A Life Changer So, my lovely friend, Hot Mess Mom, has been super busy with her cartoon world life. Because of her work trips, product fulfillment, Million Milf March planning, flooded house, house demo and construction, marriage to a sexpot who travels for work, AND three kids in school, her hilarious blog has become well… empty. I’m all about helping a sister out, so … Read entire article »

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Colgate; the MAN, not the toothpaste.

Colgate; the MAN, not the toothpaste.

  ONCE UPON A TIME, 250 women converged upon New Orleans for a weekend of Laughter & Frivolity.  There were a few dozen brave men who joined them in their weekend antics.  There were husbands, boyfriends and friends.  And there was a brother. This brother was extremely attractive.  The organizer of this frivolous weekend was a little messy.  In addition to hugging and kissing and declaring her love for this brother (not her’s .. feeling the need to … Read entire article »

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I’m a narcissistic cryer. And it’s all your fault.

  So…  to be a blogger.. you really need to be kind of a narcissist.  Why else would you think that people in the cyber world would be interested in anything you have to say??   Us bloggers… we are a self-absorbed bunch.   We may not want to admit it.. but again… come on…   I honestly think that there are people out there who WANT and NEED to know when I put expired things in my vagina, yell at my children or have an exceptionally good meal.   NARCISSIST. That being said….  although I’ll admit to being a self-absorbed douche-canoe….  it’s still sometimes very hard for me to take a compliment.  Nice words make me uncomfortable.  I’d rather you say  “Right-On you dumb whore!” than to tell me that I have influenced of affected your … Read entire article »

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Million MILF March- The Pictures

  Sooo..  all the pics are on the Million MILF March Facebook page.. but they are posted all over and by everyone… Here are the links from the professional photographers who either covered for media or donated their services to the event. These pictures are NOT for commercial reproduction….  seriously…. don’t be a dick.  Friday Night Charity Auction from Lee Alessi Saturday Pub Crawl from Lee Alessi Million MILF March Weekend by NewOrleansLocal.com Friday night Charity Auction from Stu Scully Photography And then.. of course…there was THIS: seriously.. you’re gonna wanna click here: hulahoop {NOW.. don’t forget.. I been working my ASS off..  click that damn banner below…   NOW} thank you … Read entire article »

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Million MILF March- The People

  I’m having a hard time finding a starting point to write about this weekend.   There was just so much.  i am physically exhausted.  I am emotionally drained.  I am overwhelmed (once again).  I am super happy and I keep crying. I’m in the middle of an emotional orgasm.  I need to get it all out. I’m going to write about the weekend in pieces.  Otherwise, it’ll never happen. So…  today..   the people. There were over 200 women at the Million MILF March from all over the country & Canada.  I knew fewer than 50 of them prior to this event.  People came in small groups, ,large groups, and a few brave souls came alone. I assumed that most people who would attend an event called the Million MILF March hosted by a blogger called Hot Mess … Read entire article »

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WHAT exactly IS the Million MILF March–logistically?

I’ve had this event in my head for so long that I just assume everyone knows exactly what the event entails.  Apparently, I am wrong. I’ve explained the WHO, the WHY, and the WHERE… I guess I never discussed the WHAT..   So… here it is.. WHAT exactly are we going to do at this event?  Why do I have to register?  What am I getting for my money?  Can I just show up that day and join the fun? The MMM is a two-part event..  Friday night is a charity fundraiser.  Saturday is a pub-crawl.    I will explain each one. Friday night:  With your paid registration, you receive delicious food, open bar, and live entertainment.  Music, drinking & dancing.. a perfect Friday night ;)   HMM fans will have lots of time with The Mess, … Read entire article »

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