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Love F*ing with my kids….

  Let me begin by saying that F*ing with our kids is an endless source of amusement for Seven and I.   We are a funny family.  The kids can take it.  They dish it right back….   Conversations at our dinner table are an endless series of shock, awe, and giggles (with the occasional reprimand for cursing and/or burping)  ~~~ note:  I’m usually the one being reprimanded for both of those things.. by my kids… again– never claimed to be mother of the year.   One of my biggest peeves is when one of my boys whines/ complains/ inquires “Why does HE get to “insert activity here”.     My standard answer is always “Obviously, because I love him more than I love you.” When this is said in public or with new acquaintances I … Read entire article »

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NEVER give me your alarm code

NEVER give me your alarm code

  If you knew me well, you would know better than to allow access into your home unsupervised.  Especially when I’ve been drinking. Our very close friends were out of town for a weekend. Wehad a mid-day Siete’ de Mayo celebration.  Which is just like Cinco’ de Mayo but a few days later. And in the daytime. After too much tequila, we (I) decided to break out J-Ho (our blow-up doll — to be explained in a seperate post … Read entire article »

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Boogers are Belicious!

Boogers are Belicious!

    My boys are gross.   They are disgusting, vile creatures.   I love them dearly, but holy hell are they are mess. I have to remind them to wipe their asses, wash their hands, and brush their teeth.   EVERY SINGLE DAY. ( and yes.. I understand that all parents remind their kids to brush their teeth, but shouldn’t ass-wiping be a force of habit by the time you are 8 – 10 years old???   And … Read entire article »

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Questionable Tattoo

Questionable Tattoo

  So….  I’m not saying that I have the WORST tattoo in the world, but it’s got to be up there in the Top 10. In my defense, when I got said tattoo at the ripe old age of 22,  I was wise enough to get it in a place that  (A) would not sag and (B) would not be seen by others unless I chose to reveal it.  My perfect tattoo location?  My tailbone.   This … Read entire article »

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