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Amazon really does have EVERYTHING
I online shop for everything. EVERYTHING. Clothes, shoes, gifts, whatever. I order from Amazon daily. Toothbrushes, deoderant, gluten-free foods, paper, school supplies, haircare, anything. It’s free shipping and I hate running errands so Amazon and I are BFF’s.
Last night was homecoming at our local high school. My girls came over to show me their dresses, hair , etc… Their hair was so beautiful.. I asked the 16 year old to show me how to make my hair like that. She showed me the ‘wand’ and how to use it.
This morning I logged onto Amazon to purchase a hair wand. I typed in “wand” in the Health & Beauty department.
Apparently you really can buy ANYTHING on Amazon.
Wow. (Click on the image to enlarge)
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Holy shit, that’s hilarious!
Haha, dont forget the batteries.
I feel so dirty now.
That is actually not a bad selection. ; )
Love how they say ‘# new from $_.__’…as if used would be acceptable??!
I think I’m more surprised that you didn’t already know this.
i really didn’t. I thought you still have to drive to the seedy part of town for those things
I want to know more bout the hairstyle and what that wand looks like.
Oh. My….
Holy Shit! Maybe I shouldn’t have clicked on that link from the work computer. Ahhh…that is great!
Only $12.61??? I may need 2(you know, for a back up)
The girls in the secret group I’m in on FB (5 of us from high school) have assigned themes to the days of the week: Masturbation Monday, TMI Tuesday, and so on. In order to participate (no, we don’t do it together, or even discuss it after…dirty minded fuckers!) I needed some new…equipment…Amazon, baby! I, like you do 90% of my shopping online, and mostly Amazon. The only drawback, was that I had to go in and delete it from my “Because you purchased this, we recommend…” list because OMFG!
okay.. again.. I too have a secret FB group with my 16 high school “girls’ weekend” friends…. you may be a crazy psycho but I am dubbing you MY crazy psycho and will now insist that you begin to save your pennies and attend the 2013 Million MILF March.
http://www.millionmilfmarch.com
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million-Milf-March/189957161094782?fref=ts